Birthday Quotes

Birthday CakeHere are some humorous sayings to accompany your birthday gifts:

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. English Proverb

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. – Georges Clemenceau

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. – James Thurber

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. – Bob Hope

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch

Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – Goethe

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. – Jim Eason

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schultz

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcolm Cowley

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