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Birthday Quotes
Here are some humorous sayings to accompany your birthday gifts:
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. English Proverb
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. - Georges Clemenceau
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. - James Thurber
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. - Bob Hope
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – Goethe
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schultz
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley
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